shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r, via covocal)

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via covocal)

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via covocal)

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via covocal)

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via covocal)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

(via covocal)

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svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

(Source: wasiangod, via gnarly)

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